Score: 6

"Okaaaay..."

submission: Get Off My Lawn

date: July 27, 2009

A total rip-off of Amourphous+(sp?) But okay I guess, kept me glued to my chair.

Score: 10

"Great!"

submission: Red Remover

date: July 20, 2009

The eerie music gives the game a nice, mysterious vibe. And the morse code, and russian transmission creep me out.

Score: 3

"Yeah, no..."

submission: Free Will - The Game

date: July 2, 2009

Let me give you a little lesson about flash games.

I get the pun, I get the denial of free will, which is EXACTLY the opposite of what the tittle said, but people these days are getting too abstract. Actually, scratch that, people believe that they are abstract. They are getting lazy to make good graphics, good gameplay, so they make something in 10 minutes, call it 'the first game ever' to make or do something/ call it abstract (Or something along those lines), and suddenly, they think they are a good flash artist.

You don't make new standards with flash games, you don't change lives with flash games, you don't teach us about life with flash games, you make flash games so we can kill time, and have fun.

Maybe some people may get the PSYCHICAL MESSAGE OF THE FLASH GAME, but seriously, what happened to the good old flash games where you just shoot people, and do normal stuff? We don't need flashes like this that provide us with morals and mind-fucks.

'Most restrictions for a Game Boy are met, celebrating the 20 years of the darn little thing.'
What. The. Hell. Maybe some people may like 'retro' stuff, but if you want to play an old game that badly, buy it on eBay or something. These imitations of retro games that claim that they are in 'honor' of it, make me sick.

So either you want to imitate old games and be cool, or try to be abstract and be cool, but nooooo, try to make a quality game and be cool?! Not a chance, am I right?

Consider yourself lucky I gave you a 3, because I am nice.

ASDFG.

Score: 10

"Awesome"

submission: Cooking Sama

date: June 28, 2009

Pure humor. I love it. And the Tentacle rape was the best part!

Score: 1

"Very, very bad"

submission: Plazma Burst: FTP

date: June 25, 2009

The amount of glitches I found is too much to count, and I have just passed to the second level. Backstroy: Unoriginal Music: Crap

Physics: AWFULL
Because, you fall from THIS low, and you die. Imposible to pass. your character rebounds from the walls. You get killed easily.

Bad.

Score: 10

"Incredible!"

submission: Spewer

date: May 16, 2009

All I have to say! I beat all the levels, and every one of them was awesome.

Score: 7

"It was fun"

submission: Ninja+

date: March 29, 2009

It was fun, I guess, but it was to short, maybe in the next one you could make more levels?

Score: 10

"Finished in 350 seconds"

submission: Achievement Unlocked

date: December 24, 2008

Awesome game, took me forever to figure out how to change colours.

Score: 10

"The best movie ever."

submission: These Pancakes Are Tiny

date: December 8, 2008

What can I say? This movie has all the things I like in movies:

Something you don't see every day on NG, it has incredible voice acting, the voices are really fitting, relaxed.

The scenario is nothing less than perfect: it's funny, originall, and just plain awesome.

Last, but not least, the animation: New, fantastic, and so on... The part that was really good, is that you actualy lip sync'd the characters, nobody has the talent, or patience these days to do it.

All in all, I think this does deserve to be the number one flash in the portal.

Score: 10

"Best Rhyme Game Ever!"

submission: Beat Rocker

date: September 19, 2008

It's very addicting, and realistic.
The music stops when you get a key wrong, rather than go on, and I like it!
The controlls were superb, nice touch with the hold-nothing-just-strum yellow key.

Keep up the good work, and next time, put more songs into it! :D

~Bulet