Age/Gender: 19, Male
Location: In front of my computer.
Job: Internet
To do list: Get Gmod: Done Beat Portal: Done Reach 20 hours with the scout in TF2: Done Beat HL2, HL2 ep1, HL2 ep2 in one day: Done Spend more than an hour outside: Working on it.
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Exp. Points: 940 / 1,110
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Voting Pow.: 5.19 votes
BBS Posts: 1,029 (1.19 per day)
Flash Reviews: 73
Music Reviews: 5
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Latest Flash Reviews
A total rip-off of Amourphous+(sp?) But okay I guess, kept me glued to my chair.
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The eerie music gives the game a nice, mysterious vibe. And the morse code, and russian transmission creep me out.
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Let me give you a little lesson about flash games.
I get the pun, I get the denial of free will, which is EXACTLY the opposite of what the tittle said, but people these days are getting too abstract. Actually, scratch that, people believe that they are abstract. They are getting lazy to make good graphics, good gameplay, so they make something in 10 minutes, call it 'the first game ever' to make or do something/ call it abstract (Or something along those lines), and suddenly, they think they are a good flash artist.
You don't make new standards with flash games, you don't change lives with flash games, you don't teach us about life with flash games, you make flash games so we can kill time, and have fun.
Maybe some people may get the PSYCHICAL MESSAGE OF THE FLASH GAME, but seriously, what happened to the good old flash games where you just shoot people, and do normal stuff? We don't need flashes like this that provide us with morals and mind-fucks.
'Most restrictions for a Game Boy are met, celebrating the 20 years of the darn little thing.'
What. The. Hell. Maybe some people may like 'retro' stuff, but if you want to play an old game that badly, buy it on eBay or something. These imitations of retro games that claim that they are in 'honor' of it, make me sick.
So either you want to imitate old games and be cool, or try to be abstract and be cool, but nooooo, try to make a quality game and be cool?! Not a chance, am I right?
Consider yourself lucky I gave you a 3, because I am nice.
ASDFG.
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ur gay
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Latest Audio Reviews
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So uhh... nice jerb McJay, keep it up...
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The beat is so madness, I listened to this 20 times in a row. 5/5 10/10 Keep it up!
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Dude, this is so cool, I have always loved the mario theme!
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